To Juliet Sub: Offer of love! Dearest Ms Juliet, I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the Saturday, 18th July 2009. With reference to the meeting held between us on the Friday, 17th July 2009 at 1400 hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion...