1 ) Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month. 2 ) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby. 3 ) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month. 4 ) Client is the one who doesn’t know why he wants a baby. 5 ) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available. 6 ) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don’t need a man or woman; they’ll produce a child with zero resources. 7 )... 

Husband – hey dear, I am logged in. Wife – would you like to have some snacks? Husband – hard disk full. Wife – have you brought the saree. Husband – Bad command or file name. Wife – but I told you about it in morning Husband – erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel. Wife – Oh God ! forget it where’s your salary. Husband – file in use, read only, try after some time. Wife – at least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping. Husband – sharing violation, access denied. Wife –... 

I have heard: Two friends were talking with each other about the dream they had last night. One man said, “Boy, what a beautiful dream …such big fish! In my whole life I have not been able to catch so many big fish. It was such a joy …the whole night, I was going in and in, inside the lake, and finding bigger and bigger fish.” The other said, “This is nothing. You cannot even conceive what happened last night in my dream.” His friend said, “What happened?” And the man said, “I am thinking if I should say... 

Father : “I want you to marry a girl of my choice” Son : “I will choose my own bride!” Father : “But the girl is Bill Gates’s daughter.” Son : “Well, in that case…ok” Next – Father approaches Bill Gates. Father : “I have a husband for your daughter.” Bill Gates : “But my daughter is too young to marry!” Father : “But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.” Bill Gates : “Ah, in that case…ok” Finally Father goes to see the president...