IT Office Hour…

It’s half past 8 in the office, but the lights are still on… PCs still running, coffee machines still buzzing… and who’s at work? Most of them?

Take a closer look… All or most specimens are 20-something male species of the human race…
Look closer… again all or most of them are bachelors… and why are they sitting late? Working hard? No way! Any guesses?

Let’s ask one of them… Here’s what he says… “What’s there 2 do after going home… here we get to surf, AC, phone, food, coffee. That is why I am working late… importantly no bossss!!

This is the scene in most research centers and software companies and other off-shore offices. Bachelors “time-passing” during late hours in the office, just bcoz they say they’ve nothing else to do…
Now what r the consequences. .. read on.

“Working” (for the record only) late hours soon becomes part of the institute or company culture. With bosses more than eager to provide support to those “working” late in the form of taxi vouchers, food vouchers and of course good feedback (oh, he’s a hard worker… goes home only to change..!).

They aren’t helping things too…To hell with bosses who don’t understand the difference between “sitting” late and “working” late!!! Very soon, the boss starts expecting all employees to put in extra working hours.

So, My dear Bachelors let me tell you, life changes when u get married and start having a family… office is no longer a priority, family is… and that’s when the problem starts… because u start having commitments at home too.

For your boss, the earlier “hardworking” guy suddenly seems to become a “early leaver” even if u leave an hour after regular time… after doing the same amount of work. People leaving on time after doing their tasks for the day are labeled as work-shirkers…

Girls who thankfully always (its changing nowadays… though) leave on time are labeled as “not up to it”. All the while, the bachelors pat their own backs and carry on “working” not realizing that they r spoiling the work culture at their own place and never realize that they would have to regret at one point of time.
So what’s the moral of the story?

1. Very clear, LEAVE ON TIME!
2. Never put in extra time ” *unless really needed *”
3. Don’t stay back unnecessarily and spoil your company work culture which will in turn cause inconvenience to you and your colleagues.

There are hundred other things to do in the evening…Learn music… Learn a foreign language… try a sport…TT, cricket………importantly Get a boy/girl friend take him/her around town… :)

Asking the boss for a salary increase !

Dear Bo$$,

In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately.

I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$, worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.

I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

Your$ $incerely

Norman $hah

The next day, My Boss replied like this,

Dear NOrman,

I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.

NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things have NOt changed.

I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.

Yours truly,

Manager