3 idiots : Dialogues

Jan 15th

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- jahaan pana tussi great ho! tofa kabool karo!!!

- Adarniya sabhapati mahodaya ? atithi vishesh shikshan mantri shri R D tripati ji ..maanyaniya shikshagan aur mere piyaaare sahpatiyo

- Saari umar hum Mar mar ke jee liye Ek pal to ab humein jeene do Jeene do

- Utamamm dadh dhadhattt padam…….. madhyam padam thuchuk thuchuk…….. khanishtham thudthudiiiy padam…….. sursuria pran khatkam..

- saale gaadi horn ke peeche apna horn chupa raha hai

- Millimeter!!! Virus Ko bahar nikal!

- Peechle buttis saal se inhone nirantar is college mein balatkar pe balatkar kiye

- waqt ka sahi upyog ghante ka purna istemaal koi inse seeke … seeke inse seeke

- Hann sir, main toh apni shaadi main bhi nahi ghusunga…

- Salle ko ek kilo bhindi aur adha kilo panner de dete toh bhi jag jaata. Mujhe kurbaan kar ki kya zaroorat thi.

- yeh hai kilobyte, yeh hai megabyte and aur yeh unki maa gigabyte

- Agar dost fail ho jaye toh dukh hota hai aur woh agar woh first aaye toh aur bhi dukh hota hai

- Hum science ki taraf se hain

- Dosti Insaan ka sabse bada stan hai

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Mindblowing Dialogues…

Nov 20th

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1) U can study and get any certificates. But u cannot get ur death certificate

2) U may have NTC or MERO-MOBILE connection but when u sneeze u’ll say HUTCH

3 ) U can bcome an engineer if u study in engineering college. U cannot bcom a president if u study in Presidency College.

4 ) U can expect a BUS from a BUS stop … u cannot expect a FULL from FULL stop.

5) A mechanical engineer can bcom a mechanic but a software engineer cannot bcom a software.

6 ) U can find tea in teacup. But cannot find world in world cup.

7) U can find keys in Keyboard but u cannot find mother in motherboard.