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The BOSS
Jan 5th
A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They rub the lamp and a ghost appears.
The ghost says: Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each”
So the eager senior manager shouted, I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries. “Pfufffff and he was gone.
Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted “I want to be in Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails.”Pfufffff and he was also gone.
The boss calmly said, “I want these two idiots back right now .” Pfuffff … 
‘ALWAYS ALLOW THE BOSSES TO SPEAK FIRST’
Isn’t It?
Nov 22nd
Our Internet – Wireless
Our Telephone – Cordless
Our youth – Jobless
Our food – Fatless
Our labor – Effortless
Our conduct – Worthless
Our feelings – Heartless
Our politics – Shameless
Our education – Valueless
Our arguments – Baseless
Our Job – Thankless
Our Boss – Brainless
Our Salary – Very less
Asking the boss for a salary increase !
Oct 12th
Dear Bo$$,
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately.
I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$, worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.
I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.
Your$ $incerely
Norman $hah
The next day, My Boss replied like this,
Dear NOrman,
I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.
NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things have NOt changed.
I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.
Yours truly,
Manager
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