1 ) Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month. 2 ) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby. 3 ) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month. 4 ) Client is the one who doesn’t know why he wants a baby. 5 ) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available. 6 ) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don’t need a man or woman; they’ll produce a child with zero resources. 7 )...