Posted by admin in An airplane full of tourists is flying from New York to Texas when one of the engines stops working. The captain speaks to the passengers: “Ladies and gentlemen, in order to stay alive we have to throw all the luggage overboard. Then we will have less weight and we will safely reach our destination.” So they do. But a few hours later the second engine stops working and again the captain speaks to the passengers: “Ladies and gentlemen, in order to safely reach our destination we need three persons to jump off the plane.” An Englishman...
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When you think you have no chance at getting what you want, you probably won’t get it out believe in yourself you probably sooner or later get it. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know. I f u have a great friends take the time to let them know they are great. Always remember complements you receive, forget about the rude compliments. Read More →
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An average human scalp has 100000 stands of hair. There are 3000 sweat glands to every square inch of skin in the palm. The muscle of human jaw can exert a force of over 220 KG. You burn 26 calories in a minute kiss. Our body is kept in balance by our inner ears. Grasshopper has 5 exes. Iceland is a country without jails, police & snake. We forget 80 percent of what we learn everybody. At least 5 people in this world love you so much that they would die for u. At least 15 people love u in the same way. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because...
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I was born intelligent, Education ruined me. Practice makes man perfect but nobody is perfect then why to practice. It’s true that we are here to help others then what exactly others are for? Money is not everything there are master cards and visa cards. Behind every successful man there’s a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man there are two. The one and only difference between radio and newspaper is that one can wrap anything in newspaper which is not possible in radio. Read More →
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Two men, one American and one Nepali were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot. The Nepalese man said to the American, ‘You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven’t even met once.’ We call this arranged marriage. I don’t want to marry a woman whom I don’t love… I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems.’ The American said, talking about love marriages… I’ll tell you my story. I married a widow whom I deeply...