I have heard: Two friends were talking with each other about the dream they had last night.

One man said, “Boy, what a beautiful dream …such big fish! In my whole life I have not been able to catch so many big fish. It was such a joy …the whole night, I was going in and in, inside the lake, and finding bigger and bigger fish.”

The other said, “This is nothing. You cannot even conceive what happened last night in my dream.”

His friend said, “What happened?”

And the man said, “I am thinking if I should say it or not — because you will not believe it. Even when I am awake, I myself cannot believe it but it happened.

Suddenly I found that in my bed, on one side is Sophia Loren. I said, `My God, how did she get in?’ and I turned to look at the other side and I found Marilyn Monroe. I said, `What is happening? Have I died and reached heaven?’”

By this time the other fellow had become very angry. He said, “You idiot, why did you not call me? When two women came …what were you doing with two women? One is enough for you. You could have chosen. It was your dream of course, so the first choice was for you. But the other woman belonged to me. What kind of friendship is this?”

And the other man said, “I went to your house but they said you had gone fishing.”

- OSHO
Bodhidharma : The Greatest Zen Master, Chapter #16 : The courage to say “i don’t know”