- jahaan pana tussi great ho! tofa kabool karo!!!

- Adarniya sabhapati mahodaya ? atithi vishesh shikshan mantri shri R D tripati ji ..maanyaniya shikshagan aur mere piyaaare sahpatiyo

- Saari umar hum Mar mar ke jee liye Ek pal to ab humein jeene do Jeene do

- Utamamm dadh dhadhattt padam…….. madhyam padam thuchuk thuchuk…….. khanishtham thudthudiiiy padam…….. sursuria pran khatkam..

- saale gaadi horn ke peeche apna horn chupa raha hai

- Millimeter!!! Virus Ko bahar nikal!

- Peechle buttis saal se inhone nirantar is college mein balatkar pe balatkar kiye

- waqt ka sahi upyog ghante ka purna istemaal koi inse seeke … seeke inse seeke

- Hann sir, main toh apni shaadi main bhi nahi ghusunga…

- Salle ko ek kilo bhindi aur adha kilo panner de dete toh bhi jag jaata. Mujhe kurbaan kar ki kya zaroorat thi.

- yeh hai kilobyte, yeh hai megabyte and aur yeh unki maa gigabyte

- Agar dost fail ho jaye toh dukh hota hai aur woh agar woh first aaye toh aur bhi dukh hota hai

- Hum science ki taraf se hain

- Dosti Insaan ka sabse bada stan hai