- jahaan pana tussi great ho! tofa kabool karo!!!
- Adarniya sabhapati mahodaya ? atithi vishesh shikshan mantri shri R D tripati ji ..maanyaniya shikshagan aur mere piyaaare sahpatiyo
- Saari umar hum Mar mar ke jee liye Ek pal to ab humein jeene do Jeene do
- Utamamm dadh dhadhattt padam…….. madhyam padam thuchuk thuchuk…….. khanishtham thudthudiiiy padam…….. sursuria pran khatkam..
- saale gaadi horn ke peeche apna horn chupa raha hai
- Millimeter!!! Virus Ko bahar nikal!
- Peechle buttis saal se inhone nirantar is college mein balatkar pe balatkar kiye
- waqt ka sahi upyog ghante ka purna istemaal koi inse seeke … seeke inse seeke
- Hann sir, main toh apni shaadi main bhi nahi ghusunga…
- Salle ko ek kilo bhindi aur adha kilo panner de dete toh bhi jag jaata. Mujhe kurbaan kar ki kya zaroorat thi.
- yeh hai kilobyte, yeh hai megabyte and aur yeh unki maa gigabyte
- Agar dost fail ho jaye toh dukh hota hai aur woh agar woh first aaye toh aur bhi dukh hota hai
- Hum science ki taraf se hain
- Dosti Insaan ka sabse bada stan hai
