A 90-year-old man was having his annual checkup. The doctor asked him how he was feeling. “I’ve never been better,” the old man replied. “I’ve got an eighteen-year-old bride who’s pregnant & delivered a child. What is your opinion about that, Doctor?” the old man asked. The doctor thought for a moment, then said, “Well, let me tell you a story. I know a guy who is a hunter. He never misses a season for hunting. But, one day he’s in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of... 

LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one. LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR : After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire. LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone... 

A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They rub the lamp and a ghost appears. The ghost says: Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each” So the eager senior manager shouted, I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries. “Pfufffff and he was gone. Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted “I want to be in Florida with beautiful girls, plenty... 

A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctor’s office. He inquisitively asked the lady, “Why is your stomach so big?” She replied, “I’m having a baby.” With big eyes, he asked, “Is the baby in your stomach?” She answered, “He sure is.” Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, “Is it a good baby?” She said, “Oh, yes. It’s a real good baby.” With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked, . . . . . . “Then...