When someone dies, you pray the Lord to take the soul; but when you are dumped, you feel as though your soul is being forcefully taken. You feel as though you are losing control and falling into a pit of fire. It hurts. Damn, it hurts! But gradually, you bring yourself back up. Step by step and inch by inch you make the arduous climb. Day by day and moment by moment you take baby steps. And if you really try, you can feel yourself regaining your soul. You breathe again. You talk again. You smile again. And you love again. Love, in a way, is both sweet and... 

Type: Single day, Self guided Bike tour [Nov 08 2009 : 10 AM to 9 PM] Number of participants: 4 [Bipen, Bimal, Sunil & Saroj] Highlights: Balaju-Tapoban-Kakani-Ranipauwa-Trishuli-Galchhi-Naibise View all Photographs SUNDAY, the holiday… so we were expecting some enjoyments but what to do was not yet fixed. I Woke up at around 8 AM, be fresh & had Lunch. Bipen was already at my place at around 9:30 AM. I called Bimal & we met at a Tea shop in Kalopul. Then after I called Sunil and told him to come at that location. At around 10-15 minutes... 

Two men, one American and one Nepali were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot. The Nepalese man said to the American, ‘You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven’t even met once.’ We call this arranged marriage. I don’t want to marry a woman whom I don’t love… I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems.’ The American said, talking about love marriages… I’ll tell you my story. I married a widow whom I deeply... 

Brahma : Systems Installation Vishnu : Systems Support Lakshmi : Finance and Accounts consultant Shiva : DBA (Crash Specialist) Ganesh : Documentation specialist Narada : Data Transfer media Brihaspathi : Chief Information Officer. Yama : ReOrganization Consultant ChitraGupta : Personnel Records Apsaras : Downloadable Viruses Surya : Solaris administrator Rakshasas : In house Hackers Ram : Hardware Support – single user specialist Lakshman : Support software and Backup Ravan : Internet Explorer – WWW Arjun : Lead Programmer Abhimanyu : Trainee... 

INTERNET woman: Woman of difficult access. SERVER woman: Always busy when you need her. WINDOWS woman: Everyone knows that she can’t do a thing right, but no one can live without her. SCREENSAVER woman: She is not worth anything, but at least she is fun! RAM woman: She forgets everything you say when you disconnect her. HARD-DISK woman: She remembers everything, FOREVER. MULTIMEDIA woman: She makes horrible things look beautiful. CD-ROM woman: She is always faster and faster. E-MAIL woman: Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense. VIRUS woman:... 

Ur prime source of entertainment is the forwards send to U by friends whose faces U can’t remember. U drink more tea or coffee than water. When your mobile rings at home, U rush outside to receive the call. U haven’t played Solitaire with real cards. U tell everyone your favourite book is “Who Moved my Cheese?” when in reality U couldn’t even finish that. Ur real favorite book is the Oracle manual for PL/SQL. U secretly visit sites like cybersansar.com and ebibaha.com and hope no one is watching, especially the friend near you. U spend... 

A – You can be very quiet when you have something on your mind. B – You are always cautious when it comes to meeting new people. C – You definitely have a partier side in you, don’t be shy to show it. D – You have trouble trusting people. E – You are a very exciting person. F – Everyone loves you. G – You have excellent ways of viewing people. H – You are not judgmental. I – You are always smiling and making others smile. J – Jealously K – You like to try new things. L – Love is... 

Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock. To Error is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy. The road to success…….. is always under construction. Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does milk. In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don’t need it. All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening. Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak. Everyone has a scheme...