Kathmandu -> Dharan -> Hile, Dhankuta -> Biratnagar -> Kathmandu Mission Convocation!!! The Graduation Day…  Read More →

A Hare was very popular with the other animals in the jungle who all claimed to be her friends. One day she heard the hounds approaching her and hoped to escape them by the aid of her Friends. So, she went to the horse, and asked him to carry her away from the hounds on his back. But he declined, stating that he had important work to do for his master. “He felt sure,” he said, “that all her other friends would come to her assistance.” She then applied to the bull, and hoped that he would repel the hounds with his horns. The bull replied:... 

English is the most widely used language in the history of our planet. One in every 7 humans can speak it. More than half of the world’s books and 3 quarters of international mail is in English. Of all the languages,it has the largest vocabulary – perhaps as many as 2 MILLION words. Nonetheless, let’s face it – English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren’t invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads,... 

God : Hello. Did you call me? Me: Called you? No.. who is this? God : This is GOD. I heard your prayers. So I thought I will chat. Me: I do pray. Just makes me feel good. I am actually busy now. I am in the midst of something. God : What are you busy at? Ants are busy too. Me: Don’t know. But I cant find free time. Life has become hectic. It’s rush hour all the time. God : Sure. Activity gets you busy. But productivity gets you results. Activity consumes time. Productivity frees it. Me: I understand. But I still can’t figure out. By the... 

TWO FRIENDS WERE WALKING THROUGH THE DESERT. DURING SOME POINT OF THE JOURNEY, THEY HAD AN ARGUMENT; AND ONE FRIEND SLAPPED THE OTHER ONE IN THE FACE. THE ONE WHO GOT SLAPPED WAS HURT, BUT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING, WROTE IN THE SAND. “TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE.” THEY KEPT ON WALKING, UNTIL THEY FOUND AN OASIS, WHERE THEY DECIDED TO TAKE A BATH. THE ONE WHO HAD BEEN SLAPPED GOT STUCK IN THE MIRE AND STARTED DROWNING, BUT THE FRIEND SAVED HIM. AFTER HE RECOVERED FROM THE NEAR DROWNING, HE WROTE ON A STONE: “TODAY MY BEST... 

Peter and Tina are sitting in the park doing nothing, but just gazing into the sky, while all their friends are having fun with their beloved half. Tina: I’m so bored. Just wish I have a boyfriend now to spend time with. Peter: I guess we’re the only leftovers. We’re the only person who isn’t with a date now. (both sigh n silence for a while) Tina: I think I have a good idea. Lets play a game. Peter: Eh? What game? Tina: Eem…It’s quite simple. You be my boyfriend for 10 days and I’ll be your girlfriend for 10 days.... 

He met her on a party. She was so outstanding, many guys chasing after her, while he so normal, nobody paid attention to him. At the end of the party, he invited her to have coffee with him, she was surprised, but due to being polite, she promised. They sat in a nice coffee shop, he was too nervous to say anything, she felt uncomfortable, she thought, please, let me go home…. suddenly, he asked the waiter. “would you please give me some salt? I’d like to put it in my coffee.” Everybody stared at him, so strange! His face turned red,... 

Our Internet – Wireless Our Telephone – Cordless Our youth – Jobless Our food – Fatless Our labor – Effortless Our conduct – Worthless Our feelings – Heartless Our politics – Shameless Our education – Valueless Our arguments – Baseless Our Job – Thankless Our Boss – Brainless Our Salary – Very less  Read More →

1) U can study and get any certificates. But u cannot get ur death certificate 2) U may have NTC or MERO-MOBILE connection but when u sneeze u’ll say HUTCH 3 ) U can bcome an engineer if u study in engineering college. U cannot bcom a president if u study in Presidency College. 4 ) U can expect a BUS from a BUS stop … u cannot expect a FULL from FULL stop. 5) A mechanical engineer can bcom a mechanic but a software engineer cannot bcom a software. 6 ) U can find tea in teacup. But cannot find world in world cup. 7) U can find keys in Keyboard... 

Friendship is a quiet walk in the park with the one you trust. Love is when you feel like you are the only two around. Friendship is when they gaze into your eyes and you know they care. Love is when they gaze into your eyes and it warms your heart. Friendship is being close even when you are far apart. Love is when you can still feel their hand on your heart when they are not near. Friendship is hoping that they experience the very best. Love is when you bring them the very best. Friendship occupies your mind. Love occupies your soul. Friendship is knowing...