Software engineer and his wife

Husband – hey dear, I am logged in.

Wife – would you like to have some snacks?

Husband – hard disk full.

Wife – have you brought the saree.

Husband – Bad command or file name.

Wife – but I told you about it in morning

Husband – erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.

Wife – hae bhagwan !forget it where’s your salary.

Husband – file in use, read only, try after some time.

Wife – at least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.

Husband – sharing violation, access denied.

Wife – I made a mistake in marrying you.

Husband – data type mismatch.

Wife – you are useless.

Husband – by default.

Wife – who was there with you in the car this morning?

Husband – system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.

Wife – what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?

Husband – the only user with write permission.

Wife – what is my value in your life?

Husband – unknown virus detected.

Wife – do you love me or your computer?

Husband – Too many parameters.

Wife – I will go to my dad’s house.

Husband – program performed illegal operation, it will Close.

Wife – I will leave you forever.

Husband – close all programs and log out for another User.

Wife – it is worthless talking to you.

Husband – shut down the computer.

Wife – I am going

Husband – Its now safe to turn off your computer