A software engineer was smoking in office.
Girl says, Cant you see the warning? “smoking is injurious to health”
the engineer says…….. …
We bother only about Errors not Warnings !!!
Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting “F1 F1″ and nobody understood it.
Q. How did the programmer die in the shower?
A. He read the shampoo bottle instructions: Lather. Rinse. Repeat.
Error messages under consideration for Windows Vista
• Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
• Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
• BREAKFAST.SYS halted… Cereal port not responding.
• Close your eyes and press escape three times.
• File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
• Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.
• Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
• Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
• Windows message: “Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)”
• Windows VirusScan 1.0 – “Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)”