Murphy’s general laws
Murphy’s Military Laws
Murphy’s Technology Laws
Murphy’s Laws of Love
Murphy’s Laws of sex
Murphy’s Law of Research
Enough research will tend to support your theory.
Murphy’s Law of Copiers
The legibility of a copy is inversely proportional to its importance.
Murphy’s Law of the Open Road:
When there is a very long road upon which there is a one-way bridge placed at random, and there are only two cars on that road, it follows that: the two cars are going in opposite directions, and… they will always meet at the bridge.
Murphy’s Law of Thermodynamics
Things get worse under pressure.
The Murphy Philosophy
Smile . . . tomorrow will be worse.
Quantization Revision of Murphy’s Laws
Everything goes wrong all at once.
Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value
Law of the Perversity of Nature (Mrs. Murphy’s Corollary):
You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.
The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
Hill’s Commentaries on Murphy’s Laws
Murphy was an optimist.
NBC’s Addendum to Murphy’s Law
You never run out of things that can go wrong.
F@b’s comment to Murphy’s Law
While you are reading this, something is going wrong