• Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.
  • I can read a book twice as fast as anybody else. First I read the beginning, and then I read the ending, and then I start in the middle and read toward whichever end I like best.
  • The covers of this book are too far apart.
  • If we didn’t have libraries, many people thirsty for knowledge would dehydrate.
  • No books are lost by loaning except those you particularly wanted to keep.
  • Never lend books, for no one ever returns them. The only books I have in my library are books that other folks have leant me.
  • I was reading a book, “ The History of Glue.” I couldn’t put it down.
  • I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a bookmark.
  • Never judge a book by its movie.
  • A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.
  • If you cannot say what you are going to say in 20 minutes you ought to go away and write a book about it.
  • A book may be compared to your neighbor; if it is good, it cannot last too long; if bad, you cannot get rid of it too early.
  • No one ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have tried while trying to write one.
  • A wonderful thing about a book, in contrast to a computer screen, is that you can take it to bed with you.
  • Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
  • I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
  • I am not a speed reader. I am a speed understander.
  • Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
  • If you can read this, thank a teacher.

Collected from various sources. Hope you enjoyed… Happy Reading…

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