2018 FIFA World Cup #Russia #Schedule #FirstStage #NPT



The best one-liners on the internet… ;)

Have fun! 1. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. 2. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. 3. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, […]

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The Top 20 replies by programmers when their programs do not work

The Top 20 replies by programmers when their programs do not work: 20. “That’s weird…” 19. “It’s never done that before.” 18. “It worked yesterday.” 17. “How is that possible?” 16. “It must be a hardware problem.” 15. “What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?” 14. “There is something funky in […]

The international food shortage #Funny

Recently, a worldwide survey was conducted and the only question asked was: “Would you please give your honest opinion about the solution to the food shortage in the rest of the world?” The survey was, not surprisingly, a huge failure, because: In Africa they didn’t know what “food” meant. In Eastern Europe they didn’t know […]

Euro 2012 Schedule #excely.com

Euro 2012 Schedule #excely.com

The 2012 UEFA European Football Championship, Euro 2012, will be the 14th European Championship for national football teams sanctioned by UEFA. The final tournament will be hosted by Poland and Ukraine between 8 June and 1 July 2012. It is the first time that either nation has hosted the tournament. Excel Templetes and Code company […]

Ant & The Grasshopper! ‘Nepalese Edition’

Old Story:The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and laying up supplies for the winter. The Grasshopper thinks the Ant is a fool and laughs & dances & plays the summer away. In winter, the Ant is warm and well fed. The Grasshopper has no food or shelter so […]


WARMTH is… ‘A Child Coming Home After School n Hugging :-)’ AFFECTION is… ‘Your Best Friend Knowing Your Inner Feeling’s Even Without Being Told :-)’ JOY is… ‘Some One Calling You Exactly; When You Were Missing Him / Her :-)’ HAPPINESS is… ‘Your Parents Getting You Exactly What You Wanted From Long, On Your Birthday :-)’ FREEDOM […]

Brain Exercise

Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it is important that we keep mentally alert. The saying: “If you don’t use it, you will lose it” also applies to the brain. Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence. So […]

Ten Laws: No one stated but Always Occurs

1. LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. 2. LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone. 3. LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose […]

How to look busy… #fun

1. Never walk down the hall without a document in your hands. People with documents in their hands look like hardworking employees heading for important meetings. People with nothing in their hands look like they’re heading for the cafeteria. People with a newspaper in their hand look like they’re heading for the toilet. Above all, […]

The Legendary Rajesh Hamal #Jokes

These days Rajesh Hamal is popular in Facebook with crazy jokes. Lets have some of them. Rajesh Hamal inserts his Visiting Card in Any ATM & Collects Cash. Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell RAJESH HAMAL stories. Shahrukh khan was born in Nepal. He wanted to be a SuperStar. Knowing it would be impossible […]

Online Tourist Queries

As we are celebrating the tourism year some travel agents started the information services 24/7 from their sites. Here are some questions from foreigners and their replies. Q:   Does it ever get windy in Nepal? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? (UK). A:      We import all plants fully grown and […]

Logical Thoughts

The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom. _____ After a long wait for bus, if 2 bus arrives then the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other. _____ If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight. _____ Irrespective of […]