हात्ती र कमिला – Part 1

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eakchoti 2ta kamila haru masta sanga raksi piyera road ma basira thye re…tyahi bela para bata hatti eaklai darai darai aaira dekhechan. ani eauta kamila le aarko lai tyo hatti lai gayera kutidiu bhanecha. aarko kamila chai pura jos ma aara bhanechha, ‘chodde eaklai cha bichara, eaklai cha bhanera tyasko faida uthauna hudaina kya’

ek din kamila le hatti lai khedaudai thiyo. daudida daudidai hatti mandir bhitra lukecha. kamila le hatti bhitra chireko na dekhe pani, bhitra gayera chyappa samatera, dyam ki dyam kutecha. kamila le hatti bhitra bhayeko kura kasari tha payo?

kina bhane hatti le afno 4 otai chappal mandir bahira kholeko thiyo.

eakdin hattilai school jana mann lagenacha ani hatti kamila sanga help magna gayecha..
hatti: kamila!kamila!!!!aaja malai school janai mann chaina..aamale bhetnubhayo bhane school pathaunu huncha……
kamila: chinta nagara sathi..mero pachadi luka ani timilai kasaile bhetdaina

eak choti kamila le aafno student haru lai sodecha
kamila:auta hattiko aagadi 12ta kera rakheko thyo. hattile 11ota khayo auta khayena. kina hola?

student:#@&###@@!!!!! Pass

kamila: kina bhane tyo 12th kera plastic ko thyo!!! hehe!!

aaba chai arko hattiko aagadi 12 ota kera rakhda kunai khayeana. kina??

kina ki tyo hatti nai plastic ko thyo!!!

ek choti kamila le hatti lai bhane cha,
kamila: hatti dai! hatti dai! malai tapaiko ganji ekdinko lagi dinusna,
hatti: kina chahiyo talai mero ganji??
kamila:mero gharma bholi huna lageko party ko lagi tent chahiyo kya !!! 🙂

duita kamila rukh ko hanga ma basera guff gardai thie re… ani teti bela tala bato ma hatti haru ko huul aaira raichha…
kamila #1: oie, ma tyo hatti haru mathi jump hanum?
kamila #2: bhayo yaar, nahaan! bekar euta hatti kichchera marla!

– ek din duita kamila ko dada haru jungle ma jadae thiyo rey, ani uta bata hatti aye cha, ani
kamila 1: oy tyo hatti lai pitney ho duijana milera?
kamila two: bhayo yar bichara eklai cha 😀

Once Elephant and Ant got married, after they were in love for long time. Poor elephant died the next day of wedding night. Grieved ant thought “one night of passion and i have to spend rest of my life digging grave for him… huhu..”

hatti ra kamila chai boy fren- girl fren thiyo re. girl fren hatti chai ek din sad bhayera basi ra thyo re. tettikai ma boy fren kamila aaye ra hatti lai sodhe chha,” oh darling hatti, timi kina yeti sad chhau, timi lai k bhayo”. ani hatti le answer diyechha,” kamila, ma timro bhachha ko aama bhanne wala chhu”.

Between the ant and the elephant which one is male and which one is female?? please lets see some logic’s. I say elephant is female: miss **** eleph got married to Mr. #### ant and then had her name restructured as Mrs. **** elephant.

Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest. They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.

Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.
Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone….
Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path..
Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR…

Ek din aauta Hatti jungle bata jadai thio.. auta rookh mathi kamila haru basi ra thio.. Hati aayeko dekhera aauta kamila daar ley kapna thalyo ra kookh bata hatti ko khutta ma jharyo.. ani mathi bata sabai kamila haru ley karauna thale… “Uthayera Pachhar Sale Lai… Uthayera Pachhar”

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