हात्ती र कमिला – Part 2

– Ant:What is your age?
Elephant:My age is 5 years.
Ant:Such a young age and such a huge body.
Elephant:Tan ra Man ko Shakti ko lagi, Bournvita!!
Ant:Ok
Elephant:What is your age?
Ant:My age is 18 Years.
Elephant:18 years and such a small body looks as if you are very young.
Ant:Fair and Lovely lagau aphno umer lukau…!!!

– Aishwarya rai was shooting for coke, At the break she was having a coke standing under a tree. A male ant and his son were just near the edge of the tree branch. By mistake the ant son fell into hte coke bottle the ant father went and said something to aishwarya and aishwarya fainted and fell down unconscious.

Ant said “tere coke mein mere baccha hai”.

– EK CHOTI HATTI KO BIKE ACCIDENT BHAYCHHA ,BLOOD TANNA BAGECHHA,,ANI HOSPITAL MA I.C.U MA RAKHEKO RAHECHHA.KAMILA LE THAH PAYERA TURUNTA TAXI MA HOSPITAL MA GAYARA DOCTOR LAI BHANECHHA:DOCTOR MERO SATHI LAI JASARI PANI BACHAUNUHOS BARU JATI BLOOD CHAINCHHA MERO LINUS…

– Euta paileko kura thiyo….Ekchoti hatti lai euta shikari le dekhecha aani hati lai khedayecha aani last ma GOli hanecha but hatti marena kina ?

– Mausam ekdam garmi ko thiyo.Euta hatti lasak lasak gardai euta rukh ko chahari ma aayera basecha. Basda Basdai Hattiki ko jeu chilayechha ani tyo hatti le rukh ma aafnu jeu rakhera dhasarechha..
Kura k thiyo bhane ..tyyo rukh ma ek hul kamila ni rahechha, hattile aafu jeu tesma dhasard…a, 2-4 ota kamila hatti ko jeu ma khasecha.
tehi bela ma rukh ma baseko aaru kamile karayechha…..

Thich thich tyo hatti lai , nasod nasod tesle hamilai dherai dhukha diyeko chha..aja chodnu hunna …

– Once hatti n Kamila went to see a movie… Then seeing a poster of the movie Kamila returned bcoz he didn’t liked it… Whats the name of the movie ??

– एकदिन हात्ती र कमिला फेवातालमा पौडी खेल्दै रहेछ, एक्कासी कमिला नांगै बाहिर निस्केर ए हात्ती तं चाडै बाहिर निस्की, बाहिर भनेर कराएछ, हात्तिले अचम्म मानेर किन भनेर सोध्दा त तैले मेरो कट्टु लगाकोछस कि भनेर…

– ek dinko kura ho hattilai kamilaharu dekhi sarai rish uthechha. Sabai kamilaaharuko ghar bhatkaudai hidechha. baichara kamilaharu darayera sabaijana rukh mathi chadhechhan. hatti najikai aako dekhera euta kamila darayera kamdai hattiko dhad ma jharechha. ani arko kamila josidai bhanchh

: thok sathi thok. nachod tyo nathe hattilai :

– Eak din Hatti Gham tapera basi rako theyo re ani para bata kamila ayecha ra hatti ko kaan ma kehi bhanecha. Ra kamila ko kura sunne betikai Hatti faint bhayeca.

So kamila le Hatti ko kaan ma k bhanyo Hoal for hatti Faint bhayo ?

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Kamilale bhanecha “main tumari bachhe ke maa banne wali hoon ” ::P

– once,,, 2 frens ant and elephant decided to play hide and seek. it was ant who was supposed to hide and elephant was supposed to find him…… such a small creature….. but the elephant easily finds where the ant was hiding…. any 1 can guess how could the elephand find the ant?

– The elephants of the jungle were playing basketball. There was one ant in the midst of all this. What was he doing?

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